Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Mes chers, my mom has gone off the deep end. She started collecting stuff over a year in advance for me and now that she has put her name on the list for a little sister Beauceron in 2012, she has begun collecting again for the Year of H pup whom we will accordingly call "Harlot," or "Lottie" for short. She ordered a PINK WIRE DOG CRATE off Amazon yesterday!!! Here is what the abomination looks like:
Bubblegum pink, mes chers. Bubblegum pink. It matches the little sequined "necklace" she bought for Lottie a few weeks back, too. Worst of all, Mom intends to set crate up when it arrives and fill it with all the toys she's saving--as if it were a piggy bank of fun! Fun that I am not allowed to chew on. Nevermind that she did the same thing for me. Nevermind that Jax and I got four new toys yesterday. Nevermind that I have a 33 gallon tote brimming with toys. Sibling envy starts now!