The dream of a Tumbleweed Tiny House still fresh in her mind, Mom made the decision that we also need a small farm. While the prospect of my very own woods--through which I will romp and bark all day long--fills me tail-wagging joy, Mom says I must also share this Promised Land with some new animals BESIDES Jaxson and Olive...
She communicated this brilliant scheme to me with wild gesticulations, her usual rapid-fire speech, and a strange amalgam of smells on her jeans: grass, feather, and fur. She had been deep in foreign territory. My sniffs were so intoxicating that all I managed to catch from her were a few key phrases: "adorable goats" and "charismatic chickens." I remember these quite well, mes chers, due to their accompanying, prickly emotion: I believe you would say I was "miffed." Such desirable adjectives were often (and, I had believed, solely) applied to ME. And here was my own Mom bandying them about willy-nilly on
farm animals. I ceased to sniff and fixed her in my signature "sad puppy" stare, but it failed to rouse even the tiniest bit of sympathy from her! I began to worry that she had lost her mind due to the heat, mes chers, especially when she showed me the photos on her Blackberry. I show them to you now, so that you may judge:
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Behold, the Chicken! My, what a feathery, charismatic bird! |
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The "Adorable"Goat |
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The Adorable Goat and Her Equally Adorable Family |
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The Adorable Goat, eating what I am sure MUST be an Adorable Plant |
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Me, just in case you've forgotten. You can also find me in the dictionary under "adorable" and "charismatic." Under "charming," too. And "awesome"... |
Mom says I will like these new "friends." I am sure I will like to CHASE and EAT them, but I did not tell her that. I'll bet "adorable" tastes pretty good. Almost as good as "charismatic."